Celebrity Endorsements
Britney Spears: Out with the bad, in with the good
When Britney's dad said he was going to clean up his daughter's act, he sure wasn't kidding. Latest reports (and there are fewer and fewer by the day, thanks to daddy Spears keeping her under lockdown) say that the distressed pop princess is undergoing a virtual crash session of colonics in an attempt to remove all the "badness" she's ingested in the past months.
Red Bull energy drinks, Cheetos and lots of cigarettes were on the menu and all of these left Britney looking unfit and bloated. It got to a point that the former sex-symbol had to use a body double when shooting her "Piece of Me" video and was replaced altogether by an animated version in her latest video, "Break the Ice". Well, that's all in the past now, because Britney is looking to shed all those toxins out of her system and has enlisted the help of a colon cleansing clinic in Beverly Hills.
Just like everything else in her life, even this latest health kick had to be big. She's doing it so often lately that it's gotten to be once every other day. You could say that Brit is now a regular at the clinic. Getting colonics is said to leave her feeling great as it gets rid of all the unwanted stuff in her body. The Mirror had the inside scoop when it talked to one of the employees at the clinic who said: "Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney's had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great, more upbeat and energetic".
Paris Hilton's High Colonic Adventure
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton is about to appear nearly naked in a television commercial once again. This time, however, instead of doing a lap dance on a high-powered black car, Hilton will be stretched out on a table at The Total Health Connection touting the glories of colon cleansing on behalf of The International Association for Colon Hydrotherapy, for which she is the 2006 Colon Girl. The following is the text from that commercial.
A high colonic is warm, wonderful, and entirely painless—and best of all, you don't have to miss any important calls on your cell phone. Besides, it's quick. In no more than an hour you'll be back in your Mercedes, ready to hit Decades or The Gucci Store.
"To begin, you lie on this totally comfortable table in a stylishly appointed room. The colonic therapist gently inserts a small rigid tube called a speculum about six inches into your rectum. Oooooooh. Just talking about it gives me goose bumps.
"The therapist attaches the speculum to a gaily colored plastic hose connected to a colon irrigation machine. While soothing Yanni music plays softly in the background, all five feet of your colon are slowly filled with warm, purified, jasmine-scented water.
"This causes the muscles that line the colon to contract and expand rhythmically—as though they're grooving to a sensuous disco beat—
forcing out that nasty fecal matter, gas, and mucus through an evacuation tube that leads back to the machine. Don't worry, girls, nobody's going to laugh if you make a noise like a tuba.
"After the first infusion of water has been expelled, the procedure is repeated until twenty to thirty gallons of water have been flushed through the bowel. Then, before you can say, 'Stavros, that feels so good,' you're ready to go shopping.
"So take it from me, Paris Hilton, Colon Girl for The International Association for Colon Hydrotherapy, if you want to look your best for the holidays, treat yourself to a high colonic right away.
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